I’ll be the first to admit that there are times when I wish I had a better insult or comeback. Be it in jest with a friend (which is usually the case),or if you are really trying to be mean, Insults and Comebacks for All Occasions will provide you with everything you need and some killer comebacks. Some of my favorites are:
You have a striking face. Tell me,how many times were you struck there?
Ah,I understand –You fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down.
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